Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !