What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.