Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging