What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

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What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.