Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
No one wants to be comic sans.
Times New Ramen
He couldn't decide what font to use.
Sans Sheriff.
Sans Scarif
Serifs up, dude!"
Because they always take things littorally
Welp, seal ate her.
Sans Sheriff!
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
I wub wub wub you....
Quack.
Diddily-squats.
Because he was too far out... (dude).
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Because he can't "C"
Khaloumi.
A Khalculator