What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!