How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !