How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!