How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

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What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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A wooly jumper!