What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.