How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!