What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."