What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

How does it smell?

Awful

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese