What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole