What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!