What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake