zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
A punchline
A short one with no punchline
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
Because they were written by women.
What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
