What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Equality Jokes More Equality Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.