What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.