What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.