How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise