How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents