How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!