How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!