How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow