How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)