Cirque le Jerk
A control freak.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
