How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!