How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.