How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!