Suspense Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

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Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.