How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."