What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.