How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."