How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**