What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's