What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.