Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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a Mushroom

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Pine trees

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This guy.

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The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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His brother holding the VCR.

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Her brother has a moustache.

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They only have one pair of trunks.

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Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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His lips are moving.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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A ginger bread man

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Pitch for December

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What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.