Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

December Jokes More December Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean