What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

History Jokes More History Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.