Background Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Nephew Jokes More Nephew Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .