What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

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How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.