What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.