What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...?

At least I'm not black"

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.