Stevie Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Rubik Jokes More Rubik Jokes

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.