Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
Morning wood.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Not everyone gets it
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
