What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.