What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum