Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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