Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

Follower Jokes More Follower Jokes

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Russian Leader Jokes More Russian Leader Jokes

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Old Bulb Jokes More Old Bulb Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Vladimir Poutine Jokes More Vladimir Poutine Jokes

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine