Leader Jokes

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

Mao Jokes More Mao Jokes

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Follower Jokes More Follower Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.