What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.