Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Steve Bannon Jokes More Steve Bannon Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Pac Man Jokes More Pac Man Jokes

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.