Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around