Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

Steve Bannon Jokes More Steve Bannon Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Anti Joke Jokes More Anti Joke Jokes

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Anti Jokes More Anti Jokes

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha