What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.