Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.