Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Galaxy Note Jokes More Galaxy Note Jokes

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 7 trees:)

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...