Galaxy Note Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?