Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi