Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.