Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.