Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

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