Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!