What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.