Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!