Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!