Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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An astronaut you racist..

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Ay puppi.

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Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!