Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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To teach their kids how to walk.

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The pet store

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.