Because I ran over it with my car.
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
A positive pregnancy test.
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
