Because I ran over it with my car.
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Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Try two pairs of stilts!
Wet
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
Put a sock in it.
Start in England and drive West.
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
It popped a wheelie.
A condescending con descending.
Her miscarriage.
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
Who are you
A baby in a trash compactor.
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD