Because I ran over it with my car.
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Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
He left his foot on the accelerator.
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
He was running lait
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."
He liked to chop and change !
Your wife.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
He whale-d
It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.