Because I ran over it with my car.
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Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
You tep on the brake, toopid.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
There was a run on sentences.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
They both keep trying to get on our shores....
A marajuannabe.
In case he got a hole in one.
A baby in a microwave
Baby on board.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
