Neighbor Cat Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

You might also enjoy:

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD