Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Once in awhile.
cause nobody would be looking for them.
Cause you've already reddit!
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
A Utahraptor
