What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Decade Jokes More Decade Jokes

What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.