What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.