What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.