What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.