What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....