What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.