What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.