What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log